And then it just FELL OVER!!

So, last night, sitting in bed, minding my own business same old same old. And out of nowhere my nightstand literally fell over on it's front and spewed its ENTIRE contents (Diet Coke and all) all over the floor. What the....my little top drawer was a few inches open, but lets be honest here, I doubt my two Sudoku book and supply of pens was weighty enough to pull it over! I think it's possessed. Seriously, why else would it out of the blue vomit all over the floor...perhaps if I had been watching this all go down I would have seen it spin a full circle first and call me profanities....hmmmm.....NOTE TO SELF: have an exorcism for bedroom nightstand immediately.